Showing posts with label Packers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Packers. Show all posts

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Cheesehead 4 Life

With the hours closing in on yet another NFL season, I felt it fitting to throw in my 2 cents about what football means to me. 

Two decades ago, I was in a precarious predicament involving my Dad and the best slice of foam cheese money can buy.  He offered this massive diary product to me as a gift, a gift that would later be repaid tenfold.  When I try to recollect childhood memories, the most vivid images I can remember are the ones with green and yellow in them. 

Jared - 2008
I remember sitting on my Dad’s lap chanting “Go Pack Go” when we scored. 
I remember wearing my Reggie White jersey to school on Monday’s to rub in a Packers’ win. 
I remember playing knee football with my older brother during games and losing. 

I remember my Mom running upstairs during close games because she couldn’t bear to watch which lead to my Dad yelling for her to come back down. 

I remember my Dad always having to sit in the same exact spot for every game. Not only did he have a spot, but he assigned the rest of the family a seat as well.  I still can see those gaudy Packers pants that my Dad wears. 
I remember holding back my cheers on big touchdown plays because my Dad had to make sure there were no flags on the play.  Most of my happiest childhood times where Sundays at noon.  It was one of the only times my whole family would be together. 

My Mom always tells the story of when the Packers lost the NFC Championship to the Cowboys in 1995, (I was 4 and my brother was 7 at the time).  The Packers lost and Jared and I were crying hysterically.  My Mom didn’t know how to calm us down, so she called my Dad, who was working in Chicago at the time.  He could hardly get a word in because of our incoherent sobbing, but he said “Just wait, we’ll be back next year”.  And sure enough the Packers won    Super Bowl XXXI the next season. 

Dad - 2009
I’ve had two dogs in my lifetime, both were purchased in December during a Packers playoff run and both were named accordingly: Reggie White Dye & Jennings McCarthy Dye.  

On my first trip to Green Bay, my Dad would drive past the mile markers and state the distance left ‘til we arrived.  He would say, “93 Miles”, then my brother and I would scream Gilbert Brown, who was #93 at the time.  When we passed the 25 mile mark, we would yell “Dorsey Levens”. I mastered the Packers roster before I even attempted to grasp multiplication.  


Every time my family goes to the Pro Shop, we rack up ridiculous totals.   
We have three rules when we shop there:

Rule #1: Both boys get a jersey.

Rule #2: Mom gets an ornament.

Rule #3: No limits.

Packers fans always stick together also.  I've talked, watched and loved the Packers with these people over the years.  It's not easy finding a large group of Packer fans who are as diehard as me in Illinois. These Cheeseheads need some recognition:

Jared Dye, Alec Heist, Brian Doroba, Charlie Garman, Jordan Townsend, DJ Phelps, Meg Schroeder, Tyler Power and Trent Lamphier?
 

When the ball is kicked off tonight, I welcome another NFL season with open arms.  I will always cherish the memories I have from the game of football and will always continue to make new ones.  Even though the cheese on my head as aged far past what the FDA recommends, I wear it with pride.

It's hard being this cool.

Super Bowl Party - 1997

Derek - 1996

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Super Bowl vs. Puppy Bowl

I can't believe I am even contemplating this. I've been an avid supporter of the Puppy Bowl, I have been a PB advocate since its inception in 2004. The idea is genius, the participants are exponentially cuter than the NFL players and you are automatically in a better mood when you tune in. Each of these games are special in their own regard. Both have distinct characteristics that will allow these great American games to live on in the upcoming decades. Now we just have to figure out which one is better. Let's take a look.



Super Bowl XLV is different, my Green Bay Packers will be playing. I can assure you all right now that I am not going to miss a snap of Super Bowl XLV, even if the Puppy Bowl is close. I can also promise you that if the Bears would've beat the Packers in the NFC Championship, my 22" Toshiba would be tuned into Animal Planet from pre-game coverage, to the Pedigree Post Game Show. I have watched kibbles and bits of every single Puppy Bowl to date, and with the capabilities of a DVR, I won't miss a bark from this years either.


Super Bowl vs. Puppy Bowl (Head-to-Head)


Action
The NFL is the most popular sport in the USA right now because of its hard hitting and high flying action. Football is arguably the most exciting sport in the world due to its format. Less plays, more implications compared to basketball and baseball. Every play matters rather the 2-1 pitch that's... just a bit outside in the World Series. The Puppy Bowl is not structured, at all. It is simply puppies running around having the time of their lives (8-12 months). Let's see, what is more intense... A scrum for a fumble in the NFL or two pooches fighting over the final chew toy available on the field. Yep, the Super Bowl offers much better action.
Edge: Super Bowl



Drama
The Super Bowl is the pinnacle of sports. It beats the hell out of the World Series, which I probably watched 1 1/2 innings (The last 9 outs of Game 5). The Super Bowl is one game, one shot, one opportunity... to seize everything you ever wanted (Lose Yourself beat playing slowly in the background). The SB has 2 weeks leading up to it to maximize the drama. The reporters will try to nit pick any sort of conflict or story to increase interest. The Puppy Bowl doesn't have any drama, unless two pups were sniffing that Australian Sheep Dog that the Beagle clearly called dibs on earlier in the game.
Edge: Super Bowl


Commercials
Not even close. The Super Bowl offers the best spread of commercials throughout the whole year. There are even a handful of casual football fans that tune in just to watch the commercials. I can't remember, but I bet the Puppy Bowl probably has those Sarah McLachlan commercials for 'Dog Abuse'. That commercial is probably the last thing I want to see in between Puppy Bowl action, it would be the ultimate buzz kill.
Edge: Super Bowl



Halftime Show

And, finally the Puppy Bowl gets off the schneid. Bruce Springsteen isn't fun to watch anymore and The Who have been playing music since Super Bowl I. Maybe the Black Eyed Peas ignite the crowd this year in Dallas, but we'll have to wait and see. The Puppy Bowl is consistent, they know what the people want to see and they give them that. The Kitty Halftime Show is a tremendous change-up from over an hour of solely puppy action. I wouldn't say I am an avid kitten supporter, but I have been known to interact with a friendly cat from time to time.
Edge: Puppy Bowl



Referees

I haven't seen the list of officials for the big game, but we'll more than likely be seeing Ed Hocculi's swoll ass, some other white refs and a token black ref. They will make some calls, mostly correct ones and maybe make some mistakes, but they are human after all. I doubt they will make an incorrect game-altering call. For the people out there that will be experiencing their inaugural Puppy Bowl this Sunday, I will warn you that the referee is arguably the funniest part of the game. Just watch this clip, it is the ref practicing his calls.
Edge: Puppy Bowl



After I started typing this post, I gradually started to realize that this match-up isn't even close. The Super Bowl is the ultimate sporting event and the Puppy Bowl is an event for only a niche population (Middle-Aged Dog Owners with no interest in the NFL, or popular culture as a whole).
Final Edge: Super Bowl.





I can't just do a post about the Super Bowl and not give my prediction.



I like the Packers in this one. The offense has been incredible potent throughout the playoffs, Chicago game excluded. With another quick start and favorable field conditions, the Packers offense will roll a quick lead on the Steelers. The Steelers, a team built completely for ball control and lead protection, will then play out of their element when they try to win a shootout against a superior offense. Don't forget that the Packers Defense has been giving opponents fits all season long with an array of blitz packages and coverages. The defense has made their name in the playoffs by shutting down notable QB's. Vick, Ryan and Cutler all played their worst games of the season vs. this GB unit. Roethlisberger very well could be the next victim of Dom Capers' D, this is excluding Capers' wife, of course. If James Starks adds in a run here and there, then good night Terrible Towels. This game has all the ingredients for a great Super Bowl: Great teams, great organizations and great signal callers. Aaron Rodgers will ascend from the shadows of Favre, and give the world one of his patented Championship Belt gestures. If in fact the Packers pull it off, Rodgers then will be the People's Champion of the World.

Prediction: Packers 31, Steelers 27

Offensive Gem: James Jones and Andrew Quarless have career days, and each add a score.
Defensive Gem: Nick Collins puts the game on ice with a clinching interception late in the 4th Quarter.
MVP: Clay Matthews (2.5 sacks, Fumble Forced)

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Green & Yellow